Zebra Suncatcher

What was Mother Nature thinking? I can't figure that out, but I am very happy she thought it. The Zebra is really a cool animal with that coat. I have heard of zoos that are a bit low on budget that paint a donkey, because it is cheaper than buying a real zebra. Shame, shame. Most humans will know the difference, and imagine the mockery the donkey will face from the other zoo animals after work. The laughter....the name-calling...No, we must stick with the real thing, so I promise and guarantee this portrayal to be of the authentic animal. The Zebra is 3½" across and comes with a beautiful palette of colors in the background to offset the true black and white of his coat. One of these will only set you back $4, from the Zebra's house to yours. No shipping cost.

Sea Turtle Suncatcher

The Sea Turtle has a really good deal in life. He can swim down to the sand and visit the wildlife there, or if he gets tired of that, move up to the shore and see what we land creatures are up to today. I assume he eats goodies found on both land and sea, which I can relate to because I love buffet tables anywhere I find them. Being able to breathe in both atmospheres is also cool, but I won't try to duplicate that ability. In this suncatcher, the Sea Turtle is checking the starfish, seaweed and coral, as well as a potential girlfriend. Well, good for him. At 4½" wide, he is a formidable presence in his neighborhood, and the realistic epoxy colors and brass plated construction of this piece bears that out. A quick and easy payment of $4 will cover the cost of the item and the postage. Drop me an email!

Bingo Card Suncatcher

This game is one I can understand. Scream out the word "Bingo" and you win some money, right? Cool. I can do that. My chances must be dramatically increased if I use this suncatcher as a good luck charm. The shamrock and the pink elephant will get me into the winner's circle. Want in? I'll send you one if you email me and request it. It is about 3½" high and fits easily in the top pocket for quick access. Or, you can put on your window, whichever wins more money. Brass plated. $4.00 will ship this item directly from my location to yours, and I am not picky about where that location is as long as it has a United States ZIP code for the post office to relate to.

Karate Fighters Suncatcher

Ha! I can speak fluent Karate, you know. I have always wondered though, why these guys don't wear shoes. A simple bumping of the foot on a table leg in the dark can disable a person to the point of falling backwards onto the couch and saying "Ouch", giving his opponent the option of stealing his belt, then allowing the jacket to fall open and be of great embarrassment. It could be a winning strategy if one of them finds the other one at home, in the middle of the night, and is ready to compete right when he gets up to go to the kitchen for a sandwich. This assumes of course, they are both wearing the karate outfit, complete with the belt. Then, we can explain why the background is the Yin Yang. The piece is 4" across and the frame is brass-plated. I'll sell you one for a government-issued 4 dollar bill and I'll throw in the postage.

Film Camera Suncatcher

Here is an artifact from the pre-digital age, a camera that needs film. Purists still use film, but only the true experts know how to utilize it to the fullest extent. The specific brand of this camera design is unclear, but again, that can be left to the experts. The suncatcher is 4½" wide and done in both opaque and transparent epoxy. Don't miss the ladybug on the bottom right. $4.00 will cover the suncatcher as well as the shipping, but for an undisclosed sum, the package will be hand-delivered to your door by a postal worker named Matt Finish.

Jellyfish Family Suncatcher

IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA! Well, that's understandable for a jellyfish, so let's not get too excited. Still, a jellyfish looks like it came from another planet, if not beneath the sea. I had an uncle once who kind of looked.......never mind. Pictured here is a nuclear family of jellyfish, with the mom in the background and the young child in the lower front. Notice that amongst invertebrates, pink is the boy color and blue the girl color for gender identification. Life is different "undah da sea....". A nice 5" high item will be strong addition to the jellyfish enthusiast's collection, and the gold-plated frame is sharply cut to make the many details of the design stand out. Oh, and it's $4.00, including postage. I'll mail it to you.

I Love Country Music Suncatcher

Well, don't we all? A well-plucked banjo or a slide guitar can really transport a person. The veteran artists like Patsy Cline, Porter Wagoner and Hank Williams Sr put the foundation in place for the greats to come later, and the Bluegrass players have always added some high octane dancing and listening pleasure to the songs they contribute. Your contribution of $4, (what a segue, huh?), will get this item on its way to your address immediately. This piece is 3½" high and done in beautiful epoxy colors.

Covered Bridge Suncatcher

The Covered Bridge is another thing slowly disappearing in our rural areas. They are a beauty to behold as well. This one is just about 25 miles north to the access road on the right, turn there and go toward the river. Where the pavement ends, just go another quarter mile or so and there it is! On the other side of the bridge is another county, where they have different drinking and taxation laws that may benefit you. Check it out. This scenic design is 3½" across and very colorful. For $4.00, you can replicate, in your own window, the bridge, the rowboat below it, and even that big stick on the shore. Just let me know where you would like me to send it.

Handsome Frog With Bow Tie

Attention: Ladies! He's dapper. He's the King of Casual. He's debonair. A raconteur and a frog-about town. That wry smile melts the hearts of the females, amphibian and otherwise, everywhere he goes. And best of all, he is the undisputed master of the bow-tie. The frogs in my pond attempt the bow-tie, but none can hold a midnight moonbeam to this guy. Sit down at the toadstool he has reserved for the two of you and prepare for the swooning to follow. But before you do, send me $4.00 for this great 4½" high suncatcher in a brass-plated frame and vibrant frog-green colors. Don't worry about postage--you'll be too enraptured by this item to think of it anyway.
Frog On The Lily Pad
Mr and Mrs Frog

Hockey Player Suncatcher

I am not a hockey player, or even a hockey fan, so I risk sounding silly when describing this piece. The uniform on this player doesn't portray any particular team, as that would incur licensing fees that are astronomical. The player's face doesn't look like anybody I know, so I cannot name any names. The stick and puck look standard issue as best as I can tell. The above picture doesn't include ice, so I have to assume the weather hasn't warmed up too much yet, and the player has a good supply of it under his skates. With that said, this suncatcher is a huge 6" high and plated in gold-looking brass. Best of all, the mere $4.00 charge will deliver this piece to you with no shipping to consider. Email me and get one today. LCBProducts@vermontel.net

Pig Fly Suncatcher

There must be a joke embedded here, but I am not sure how to determine it. It could be a mean joke based on the animal's weight, given the chosen viewing angle of the pig, or incorporating the insect located on the upper right quadrant of the hind, this could be a graphical way of saying "Ha! Sure, pal! When pigs fly!" or something similarly intellectual. Well, it really doesn't matter what the message is, as long as the suncatcher makes you smile. That is certainly the intention. If your specialty is particularly curly tails, this piece has you covered, too. And really, what more could you expect from a member of the barnyard family of animals? You could have this 4" high suncatcher delivered to any address you name in the US of A, by simply contacting me and sending $4 using the financial instrument of your choice. (See the sidebar.) No postage to pay for.

Hummingbird Window Suncatcher

This is a really nice piece. Hummingbirds are yet to arrive where I live, maybe next month, but this suncatcher keeps the birds in your house all year round. It is a generous 4½" high, with an enticing planter box at the bottom for the Hummer to peruse. The background contains glitter to enhance the sunlight as it passes through, and the brass plating on the frame increases it even more.

Tooth Floss Brush Suncatcher

Watch out for this guy. He's coming to your town. You really have to admire a guy with a 4" brush. He's got it where it counts. I am in full favor of brushing and flossing, but I must admit my curious confusion about the arms this tooth has. My teeth don't have those. Maybe if I brushed and flossed more often. If your teeth actually have arms, please email me. And if they do, can they type? If not, please send me $4 for this whimsical suncatcher and I will send it to you post-haste.

Pomeranian Suncatcher

He looks a little chubby, huh? Well, not really, it is a trick of the fur. Similar to the feathers on an owl, round looking but weighing almost nothing. I read somewhere the Pomeranian is distantly related to the larger Chow Chow, a dog I really like. The Pom has the Chow beat on food consumption, however. He is an inexpensive dog to feed. Speaking of inexpensive, this 4¼" piece is only $4 with no postage costs at all. Oh, and the frame is brass-plated too. Email me to get yours, or just to trade animal stories.
Boxer
Bulldog
Cocker Spaniel
Jack Russell 
Mutt

Mallard Duck Suncatcher

It is a duck, and it is a Mallard, meaning a male duck. We can agree on that. But here is the challenge--what does it say? Traditionally, the answer has been "Quack quack". But lately, a new-age splinter group has advanced another theory. The Mallard says "Mack mack". Devastating. How will this affect the millions of us who have confidently imitated the Mallard by holding their nose and loudly enunciated "Quack"? And what will this do to the duck call business? I shudder to think. The only good news in this story is that you can get the brass-plated, epoxy-filled, 4½" wide suncatcher of the Mighty Mallard for a mere $4.00. Don't worry about shipping; we should be concentrating on the duck's language and what it means to our future.
No, he is not a loon, and the feeling is mutual.

Monkeys Suncatcher

Monkeys are imaginative inventors of games. They can take any implement or location and make a game out of it. Witness these two monkeys doing what they are especially good at. One hides behind a rock and plays with something he found on the ground, while the other spies on him from a nearby hiding place. This is good stuff. We may find a human edition of this game on Fox Television by Fall. But in the mean time, you can get one of these right now, in scenic epoxy colors and brass-plated frame, for only $4, with no postage required. It's 4" wide and is guaranteed to contain two monkeys. Get one if you don't live near a zoo.

Mr and Mrs Frog

Mr and Mrs Frog hanging out under the Mushroom. It is a good, large size at 4½" high, and the epoxy colors are the obligatory green on the Frog couple. I wonder if they were visiting the same tavern as Mr And Mrs Cow. The design looks stunning inside the brass-plated frame. Email me and reserve one for your window for only $4, which will cover shipping and everything else it takes.
Bow-Tie Frog
Frog On The Lily Pad

Cow Chicken Butter Churn Eggs Suncatcher

A great scene of farm life all packed into one suncatcher. You get the cow, you get the chicken, the eggs, the butter churn, you get everything except the farmer and his hoe. No, wait a minute....that didn't come out right. Well, anyway, this is a terrific item at about 5" across, and done with epoxy colors and a brass-plated frame. All of this beauty will come to your address for $4.00. I am not fussy about payment either. Visa, MC, MO, cash, check, stock options, whatever. Just email me with your request LCBProducts@vermontel.net

Brontosaurus Dinosaur Suncatcher

The Brontosaurus is one of the biggest, maybe the winner in the weight department. And do you know what he eats? Leaves. Weeds. Grass clippings. And look at the size of him! Take heed, kids! You too can grow up to be big and strong by eating veggies. Just don't be intimidated by the size of the Bronto brain. About walnut sized. You can do better than that. This replica of the Brontosaurus is 4¾" high and a deep purple in color. Gold plating makes all the details stand out, and $4.oo will ship this mighty item right to your door. (Wow! Look at the neck on that guy!)

Baby Grand Piano Suncatcher

For a musician, the piano is an obligatory piece of equipment. If you have a bunch of money, a Steinway is the only way to go. If you have even more money, a Steinway Grand is the item for you. And if you have money to burn, get one painted in white. So far so good, but here is a warning. Some guys sell fake Rolex watches on the street corner, and it isn't until you get it home that you notice it is labeled a "Ralex" or a "Polex". There is a group of piano salesmen out there who work in a similar fashion. Beware of "Shineway" or "Spineway" pianos. The give-away to watch out for is one black key for every white key, and a mysterious ribbon of musical notes spewing out from under the lid. Pay no more than $4 for such a thing, and my price is exactly that. It measures a full 4" wide, and will be delivered by your local and friendly postal person for free. Email me. And one other thing....please click on that Amazon link for the $148K piano. Pleeeeeze.....

Comedy Tragedy Masks Suncatcher

I suppose the masks represent everything life can dredge up for us, and we see it in one way or the other. I try to stay on the comedy side, no matter how difficult Fox News makes it for me. If I have to think in terms of tragedy, I think of the old Bee Gees song by that name, and I feel better. Theater majors should have a better understanding of the real meaning of this design than me, however. At 3¼" wide, the suncatcher looks very nice on a window or any other light source. $4.00 covers the price and shipping. LCBProducts@vermontel.net

Sewing Machine Suncatcher

This suncatcher is reminiscent of an old Singer, the kind you had to prime with the flywheel on the side. It was back in the days when sewing was a learned craft, instead of a factory production. This is still a nice addition to a sewing room if you have one, or a sewing area if you do it part time, or a keepsake collection if you have valuable memories of like times. A 3½" wide piece in plated metal will do the job. The machine itself is done in black opaque epoxy, while the cloth and pin tomato are transparent. $4.00 for the suncatcher, close to the price of the machine back when it was invented. No charge for postage.

School Bus Suncatcher

I never met a school bus that I liked. The first mistake was making them yellow. Ugly. My school district used to call them "Yellow Greyhounds" just to fool us into thinking they were a good ride. They were noisy and unsightly, and the drivers were always a pain. But I digress. This beautiful suncatcher is perfect for all those fantastic drivers out there who know how to get along with kids as well as anyone who sells yellow paint. Fortunately, both are needed on our roads across America. A 3½" across measurement will make this item easy to place in any window, be it at home or in a vehicle. Brass-plated. $4.00 for the suncatcher and the postage, as well as postal delivery to your address in a mail truck, painted in red, white and blue.

Giraffe Eats Leaves Suncatcher

No wonder giraffes have such long necks! All the good stuff is in the tall trees. This mother and baby giraffe are having lunch in this beautifully done oval suncatcher. A nice job on the background too, portraying the African Savannah. All the need now is a couple of nice tall cocktails. Something with an umbrella, maybe. This piece is 4½" high and the epoxy is placed in a brass-plated frame. $4.00 will cover the piece and the postage. Email LCBProducts@vermontel.net for more.

Cat Sleeping Suncatcher

Cats sleep about 25 hours a day. I have that on good authority, my cat. It doesn't seem to matter what color they are though. This one, for example, demonstrates the fine art of snoozing. In spite of the two things designed to get the cat's attention, a bow around the neck and the ball of twine placed directly under the nose, slumber prevails. It is a 4½" wide piece, and looks great on the window, or refrigerator, or anywhere else you have a non-porous surface to hang it. I'll send you one for a $4 bill. :-) Shipping included. The frame is plated for that gold look.
Flower Cat
Cat and Fishbowl

GumBall Machine Suncatcher

I don't know if they even make these anymore, but if they do, the price is definitely not 1¢. The gumball machines I remember also had about 50% white ones in it, unlike the superior one pictured above, so this suncatcher is a very good deal based on that alone. In addition, it is a full 5" high and appropriately wide, (whatever that means). Unlike the machines of yesteryear, this one is brass-plated and a real addition to the color of a room, especially if you are into nostalgia. Get it now for $4 without concern for postage. It is included.

Flower Cat Suncatcher

A beautiful cat, but one with an agenda. First, he likes to eat the flowers you spent hours planting, watering and cultivating. Second, there is a certain look in the eyes. The eyes are saying "Don't mess with me, I just wanted a few flowers for breakfast today. No problem, right??" I suppose. Whether you find this cat threatening or not, it is still a great looking suncatcher at 4" high. Brass plates and sturdy epoxy, as usual. A good deal at $4, when you figure that price includes shipping.
Sleeping Cat
Cat and Fishbowl

Bear In The Woods Suncatcher

Da Bears! This particular one has a better life than any coping with Chicago, I warrant. You must know the story about the bear and what he does in the woods, right? This suncatcher's design portrays what happens just before the bear gets to the woods in the background. He just crosses the stream, then enjoys the private and beautiful ambiance of the pines. We should all be that lucky. This piece is done in lush greens and blues, which makes the bear stand out. It is 5" wide and plated in brass. Get one now for $4.00, which includes free shipping, but not a free bear. Maybe next time.

Hot Air Balloon Suncatcher

Ever been to a Balloon festival? What impressed me the most was what did not happen. There was no sound. Sure, a little whoosh from the burner to supply the hot air for lift, but when the balloon is cruising, it makes no sound at all. That, coming from an object that huge is an attention getter. Well, this suncatcher won't make sound either, unless you rattle it around against the window, but I am still impressed. This suncatcher is 4½" in height, with a gold-plated, (OK, it is just brass), frame. The background is just as beautiful as the star of the scene the huge, huge hot air balloons. epoxy colors are vibrant and true. An email to LCBProducts@vermontel.net will reserve one for you, and $4 will get it and its postage delivered to your chosen address.

Tree Man Suncatcher

One of the most inscrutable designs I know. It's a tree, no, it's a man, no...it's TreeMan. One thing this item has going for it is the mesmerizing power of the eyes in the middle. I think if you stare into the eyes long enough, you will start growing leaves in place of your hair. There seems to be an implied mustache and beard on this suncatcher, which I attribute to the man portion of the finished product. One thing this item is good at is attracting and keeping attention. The epoxy is a deep and beautiful green, and the substantial frame is plated in brass for a satisfying feel and heft. 5¼" high in stature makes it a major addition to a sunny window in an office or home. The best thing about it is the price: $4.00 for TreeMan and delivery.

Elephant & Baby Suncatcher

This one is really big. The suncatcher itself is only about 3½" across, but the Elephant is a really big animal. And on this piece, you get a mother and a baby elephant. You know, that baby can be 250 pounds at birth. What a load to carry around, huh. What the baby challenges in weight is more than made up for in cuteness, though. Nature is good at that. Speaking of nature, this item depicts beautiful scenery behind the happy family. Not bad for the jungle lovers out there, especially for a mere $4.00 each, which includes the shipping. Email me!

Love Birds In A Suncatcher

It is not hard for two LoveBirds to squeeze into a 5½"space because, well, hey, they are in love and all. So, this couple is very happy on the small branch, which magically generated that big red heart behind them. its large size dramatically beautifies the room in which it is utilized, especially of the window is a sunny one. This piece is brass plated as well for extra brilliance. It is a steal at $4 as well, which includes paying the post office for the delivery.

Loon Suncatcher

An interesting bird, especially for the human residents of its habitat. The Loon makes a distinctive sound that puts one in the mind of insanity, if you get the paradox. I think he sings his song during the night, which only adds to the intrigue. I wish the call itself could have been put into the suncatcher for additional realism, but on second thought, Loon suncatchers being thrown out the window would probably result. This one is better off silent. 3¼" across, with the beak and tail extending beyond the circle for 3-D, this is a subtle but effective item for a cabin in the woods near a lake, or a collector of semi-aquatic birds. $4.00 for merchandise and mail service to your door will seal the deal. LCBProducts@vermontel.net
How about a Mallard Duck?

Drunk Cows Suncatcher

OK, there is no doubt in my mind on this one. These two have been drinking. Mr and Mrs Cow went out on the town and had a few. I hope they made it home alright. One other thing is clear on this piece, they didn't get into a fight. I know because they are enclosed in a heart. Romantic, ain't it? Well, the piece is a nice large one at 4½" across, and the brass frame is filled with a rich blue epoxy in the heart portion. They are a good looking couple. $4.00 for Piece and Postage. Email me at LCBProducts@vermontel.net to get it.

Ballerina In The Window Suncatcher

Ahhh...the life of a Ballerina! Beautiful dress, bouquet of flowers, perfect hair, no weight problems to be found, just sit in the window and contemplate. I wish I had the time for it. But that is one of the great reasons to get this beautiful piece. It serves as a reminder of how we would like to spend our day. I bet she always smells good, too. Anyway, a quick $4 will get you this brass-plated, epoxy-filled suncatcher, which is 3¼" across at the bottom. No charge for shipping. I know the mailman.

Police Department Cruiser Suncatcher

I can hear it now....eerrrrrrrrr. Whoop-whoop! eeeerrrrrrrr. My driveway is the star of that show often. But anyway, a 4" police car in the window will add a nice decoration to any room, but especially to that of a law enforcement member or supporter. While the design is aimed at looking like an official police cruiser, it is generic enough to pass, (in theory, at least), for any police car in use today, at least the marked ones. If you look closely, you can see the lights flashing. $4 for the suncatcher, the postage, and the court costs.
BTW, in need of a badge? Try this one.

Cocker Spaniel Suncatcher

Here is the Cocker Spaniel dog. He is posed in that position you see dogs in when they are getting their parts checked by the judge at Westminster. Even his little tail is out. How cute. No wonder we love these dogs. This suncatcher is a bit over 4½" wide and is brass plated for an even more dazzling look when the sun hits it in your window. The cost is $4 for the suncatcher, the shipping, and...well...that's it, the item and the shipping.
Pomeranian
Boxer
Bulldog
Jack Russell 
Mutt

Chickadee Bird Suncatcher

The Chickadee is a year-round bird for most of us, and a welcome sight in the depth of the Winter in the colder areas. They peep pleasantly also. Constantly. As Spring approaches, they become more numerous, as this suncatcher shows, with the bird sitting on the budding branch. It is 4½" wide with a fully transparent background. The bird is in standard Chickadee colors. A beautiful item for only $4, with no charge for shipping it directly to your door.